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RESEALABLE · FOOD-GRADE · ON SOLANA

BAG SECURED.
CAT INCLUDED.

He heard “secure the bag” and took it literally. One zipper. Four paws. Zero panic. Everyone else is still chasing the bag — this cat is already inside it.

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  • 1,000,000,000SUPPLY
  • 0 / 0TAX
  • 1CAT INSIDE
LOT 131 · NET 6.2 KG · DO NOT OPEN
BAGMODE: a very round ginger cat sealed inside a clear resealable bag, unimpressed
AIR POCKETS 7 PRESS THE PLASTIC

FILE 131 ▪ SEALED

THE INCIDENT

BAGMODE braced inside the bag on an orange studio floor
EXHIBIT A — 06:14, moments after the shout.

A trader shouted, “Secure the bag!”

The cat climbed into the nearest pouch and waited. Nobody could convince him to leave. By sunrise, Solana had a new risk-management standard.

Sealed, safe, and completely unimpressed. Everyone else is still chasing the bag. This one is already inside it, and the zipper is closed.

VERDICTHe is not stuck in there with you.
You are out here with him.
  • 01

    SUBJECT

    One (1) cat. Ginger. Chonk-class. Declined to comment.

  • 02

    CONTAINER

    One (1) resealable pouch. Food-grade. Zipper intact.

  • 03

    EXIT PLAN

    None filed. None requested. None expected.

  • 04

    PANIC LEVEL

    0.00% — measured twice, out of professional disbelief.

QUALITY CONTROL ▪ BENCH 07

ONE-BAG POLICY

Everything you own goes in the one bag. The cat is already in there and he is not moving over. Pack around him, keep the junk out, and seal it when you decide it is secure.

FILL0%
IN BAG0
REJECTED0
BEST—

PRESS START PACKING.

Drag an item into the bag ▪ keep the rug, paper hands, FUD and 100× leverage out ▪ keyboard: Enter drops, S seals.

PRINTED ON THE BACK OF THE BAG

SPEC LABEL

BAGMODE™

CONTENTS ▪ NET WT 6.2 KG (1 CAT)

TOTAL SUPPLY
0
BUY / SELL TAX
0% / 0%
LIQUIDITY
BURNED
MINT AUTHORITY
REVOKED
ZIPPERS
0
PAWS
0
PANIC
0.00%

Contents may settle during shipping. Cat is non-removable and has been informed of this.

NET CONTENTS ▪ LIVE

WARMING UP

  • PRICE—
  • MARKET CAP—
  • 24H—
  • 24H VOLUME—

Dexscreener indexes the pouch a few minutes after launch.

  • FAIR LAUNCH. No presale, no team bag, no side pouch.
  • ONE BAG. Everything lives in it. That is the whole policy.
  • THE CAT STAYS. This is not negotiable and never was.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

HOW TO BUY

  1. 01

    GET A POUCH

    Install Phantom or any Solana wallet. This is your bag. Guard the seed phrase like the zipper.

  2. 02

    ADD SOL

    Fund the wallet with SOL from an exchange or on-ramp. Leave a little for fees; the zipper is cheap but not free.

  3. 03

    SWAP FOR $BAGD

    Paste the contract address on pump.fun or Jupiter and confirm. Always check the CA above.

  4. 04

    SEAL IT

    Close the bag. Watch it on Dexscreener if you must. Do not open the bag to check on the cat.

DESPATCH SCHEDULE

SHIPPING

  1. LOT 01

    SEALED

    Fair launch on pump.fun. Site up, zipper closed, cat briefed. Liquidity burned and mint revoked.

    PACKED
  2. LOT 02

    INSPECTED

    Dexscreener and DEXTools profiles, trending pushes, the first thousand holders inspecting the seal from outside.

    ON THE BENCH
  3. LOT 03

    PALLETISED

    Community packing contests, sticker drops, an actual physical bag you can put an actual cat in. Listings conversations.

    QUEUED
  4. LOT 04

    WAREHOUSED

    Long-term storage. The bag holds. The cat still will not come out. This was always the roadmap.

    QUEUED
BAGMODE sealed in his bag

THE BAG IS
BIG ENOUGH.

No roadmap meetings, no promises we cannot zip shut. Just a very round cat, one pouch, and a lot of people who understood the assignment.

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